Twice-Baked Sweet Potatoes

 (Yams ready to go back in the oven to toast marshmallows)

2-4 large yams
butter
2c mini-marshmallows
¼ c brown sugar

Preheat oven to 400°. Scrub yams under running water and cut off any bad spots. Prick skins with a fork.  Rub a light coating of butter on the skins to soften them while baking and wrap in tin foil. Bake for 30-40 minutes (depending on size). When tender, bring them out and let set for a few minutes in the foil. Unpeel the foil and carefully slice open potatoes and spread open. Put a few dabs of butter inside each one, sprinkle with brown sugar and top with marshmallows. Put back in the oven for 5-8 mins until marshmallows have melted and are golden in color. You can also stick them under the broiler for a couple minutes until marshmallows are toasted.

Perfection!

Enchilada Sauce

I realized as I got ready to make my Chicken Tortilla Soup tonight that I didn't buy enough enchilada sauce to put in it for a double batch. Not able to get a hold of my husband to see if he could pick me up another can, I had to improvise.

I found a recipe online and tweaked it to suit what I had in the cupboard.

¼ c vegetable oil
1 pkg chili seasoning
1 pkg fajita seasoning
2 T flour

I combined these to create a wet roux, which I stirred constantly over a medium-high flame. I added:

1 14oz can tomato sauce
3 c water (I would use less if you're actually using this for enchiladas)
½ tsp Chili powder
½ tsp Garlic powder
¼ tsp Seasoned salt
1 T vinegar
½ tsp Cumin
½ tsp Coriander
¼ tsp Cayenne pepper
Dashes of Tabasco or Cholula to taste

Cook over medium heat and season to taste.

Joy's Lasagna

I haven't made this yet, but I didn't want the recipe to slip through my fingers. It comes from Joy Behar, co-host of the View. Sherri raves about it, as does Whoopi. Guess we'll see!

Joy's Lasagna

2 Tbsp Olive Oil
1 cup Chopped Onion
2 Garlic Cloves
1 ½ Lbs. Sweet Italian Sausage (Out Of Casings)
1 Large 28oz Can Crushed Italian Tomatoes
1 6oz Can Tomato Paste
¼ cup Chopped Parsley
½ cup Chooped Basil Leaves
2 Tsp Sea Salt
¾ Tsp Pepper

½ Box Lasagna Noodles
1 Lb Whole Milk Ricotta Cheese
1 cup Grated Parmesan Cheese
1 Extra Large Egg
1 Lb Whole Milk Mozzarella Cheese
¼ cup Parmesan Cheese For Sprinkling At End

1 Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F and position the oven rack in the middle.

2. To make the meat sauce, heat the olive oil in a large saucepan Add the onion and cook over medium-low heat until translucent (about 5 minutes). Add the garlic and stir for one more minute Then add the sausage and cook over medium-low heat Breaking it up with a wooden spoon, for 10 to 15 minutes, or until fully cooked and no longer pink Add the crushed tomatoes, tomato sauce, tomato paste, oregano, basil, kosher salt, and freshly ground black pepper Simmer uncovered over medium-low heat for 20 minutes.

3. Soak lasagna noodles in hot tap water.

4. While the sauce is simmering, make the cheese filling In a large bowl, combine the ricotta, 1 cup of Parmesan, the beaten egg, chopped parsley, kosher salt, and freshly ground black pepper Set aside.

5. Ladle one third of the meat sauce into a 9”x 12”x 2” casserole or baking pan Spread the sauce over the bottom of the dish Then add approximately half the pasta (in one layer, cover the sauce with the noodles), half the sliced mozzarella, half the cheese mixture, and one third of the sauce Add another single layer of noodles, mozzarella, ricotta, and the remaining sauce Sprinkle with the remaining ½ cup of Parmesan.

6. Bake uncovered for 35 minutes, or until the sauce is bubbling.

Tuna Casserole

I'm a big fan of comfort food (which is why my ass is the size it is). If you're wanting to lose weight, this recipe is NOT for you. It does, however, kick ass on a cold, rainy day, though.

1 pkg Kluski egg noodles
1 can tuna, packed in water (don't drain)
1 can low-sodium cream of chicken soup
1 can low-sodium cream of mushroom soup
1 c frozen peas (you can also use a peas/carrots mix)
1 c bread crumbs or Parmesan cheese, optional

Boil noodles according to package directions. In separate baking dish, mix together the soups, tuna and vegetables. Mix with cooked noodles and sprinkle bread crumbs or Parmesan cheese on the top. Microwave on high for 10 minutes at 100% power or pop in a 350° oven for 10-15 minutes.

Fried Green Tomatoes

I haven't made them in years (haven't had a garden), but they're SO good!! I need to track down somebody with some tomato plants and make some. I'm craving them now.

I use the same dry mix that I use for catfish breading, I just add milk and eggs to make it a batter instead of a breading.

(As always, these are rough estimates on measurements)

1 c all-purpose flour
¼ c cornmeal
½ tsp salt
½ tsp black pepper
¼ tsp paprika
¼ tsp cayenne
¼ tsp garlic powder (the garlic & cayenne are optional, but I like mine a little spicier)
1 c buttermilk
2 eggs, beaten
5-6 green tomatoes, cut into ¼" slices
vegetable oil (although bacon drippings work great and give extra flavor)

Mix the first six ingredients evenly. In a separate bowl, beat the eggs and add the buttermilk, mixing thoroughly before combining it with the dry ingredients. The batter should resemble pancake batter, so add additional buttermilk, if needed.

Heat oil in a skillet (between 375° and 400°, ideally).

Divide tomatoes into batches, doing only a couple of slices at a time. (If you overpack the skillet, your tomatoes will become saturated with grease and end up soggy). Dip the tomato slices into the batter and carefully put them into the oil. I usually do three slices in my standard sized skillet. Flip them halfway through cooking and drain on a wire rack to keep them from getting soggy before serving (can you tell I don't do "soggy?").

You can eat as-is or mix up a country gravy with the drippings to serve with it. I've always eaten them plain, but I know my Southern relatives eat them with gravy.

(As soon as I get some tomatoes, I plan on making them again and will post pictures then.)

Oatmeal Pancakes

Courtesy of Chuck Maldonado

1 c oatmeal
4 egg whites
dash cinnamon
dash vanilla
1-2 tsp agave sweetener (I used Stevia in the Raw b/c I didn't have agave)
Optional: Fresh fruit of your choice (I peeled & cut up an apple)

Put everything in a blender and mix on high speed until everything is blended well and it forms a thick milkshake-type texture. Measure out four scoops evenly onto a griddle (I used ¼ c measuring cup for accuracy). Unlike regular pancake batter, the middle of these will not bubble when they're ready to flip because the batter is too thick. You have to watch around the edges - they'll get tiny bubble holes and that's when you need to flip them.

You can serve with any kind of syrup you choose. I used natural apple syrup with mine and they were delicious.

Thanks again, Chuck for passing along this recipe! They were magnificent (and surprisingly filling)!!

Summer Chocolate Cake (low fat, even!!)

Nothing is worse in the summer heat than having to heat up the kitchen with a 350° oven, right? So don't.You can bake a cake in your microwave. Using a Tupperwave Stack Cooker & Cone, you can have a cake that's even more moist than what you'd bake in the oven.

You can use a recipe from scratch, but I'm too lazy for that. For this cake, I used the following:

1 box Devil's Food Cake cake mix
1 1/3 c room temperature water
½ c applesauce (in place of the oil the box calls for)
3 eggs
1 container milk chocolate frosting

Mix the cake mix as directed on the box. Insert the cone in the center of the largest Tupperwave stack cooker and smear half the frosting along the bottom and sides of the stack cooker. You can add more if you like. Pour the cake mix into the stack cooker and put in the microwave, uncovered. Cook on high for 11 minutes (may need to adjust for microwave size). Let sit for a couple minutes, then invert on a large cake plate (a bit of a lip on the plate is beneficial, as the frosting will drizzle down the sides and pool under and around the cake). Serve!

**You can use applesauce in any baking recipe that calls for oil. Don't ask me how it works. It just works and it's DELICIOUS!!

Ginger Chicken Lo Mein

2 c. shredded cooked chicken breast (or 2 cans chunk chicken)
½ c chicken broth
½ c brown sugar
¼ c honey
¼ c Dijon mustard
1 tsp ginger powder
3 Tbl soy sauce
8 oz lo mein noodles, cooked (I used thin spaghetti here)
1 c sugar snap peas, steamed (I used Green Giant Steamers)
1 Tbl minced garlic

In a small saucepan, mix broth, brown sugar, honey, mustard, ginger and soy sauce. Simmer over a medium heat until it turns to a glaze (about 4-5 minutes).

In a wok or large skillet, combine glaze, chicken, pasta, peas and garlic and cook over medium heat until warmed thoroughly.

Passion Tea Lemonade

I. Love. SUMMER!

Summer brings Passion Tea Lemonade back to Starbucks!! Since I don't live next door to a SB and couldn't afford to buy one of these everyday even if I did, I learned how to make them at home. It's really not that tough.

2 bags Tazo Passion Tea (bought by the canister at Starbucks or online)
2 c pre-made Lemonade (I use Simply Lemonade, but Kool-Aid will do in a pinch)
Sweetener of your choice (you can use simple syrup or sugar. I use Stevia.)

Brew your tea according to pkg directions and add sweetener, if you like. Mix half-and-half with the lemonade and serve over ice. You can add a splash of any fruit juice you choose to change it up a bit, too. I know at one time, Starbucks combined it with an orange syrup for a yummy twist. :) This recipe is enough for two servings.

"Skyline" Chili

I've never tried Skyline Chili, but my friend has made it and tweaked it to suit her family. She said it's exactly like Skyline's.

**ADDENDUM: I have now tried Skyline chili and I'm proud to say mine is better. No, seriously. Theirs has weird texture that isn't identifiable. I'm told there are pieces of cocoa shell in it? I dunno. Anyway. The flavors are similar, but I think mine has a richer taste. Try it for yourself.

Skyline Chili

4lb ground beef (brown)
6 cloves garlic (minced)
2 onions (chopped, but I put in food processor on pulse)
2 lg cans Hunts tomato sauce (29oz each)
1 sm can tomato sauce (12 oz)
3 lg cans water + 1 sm can water (total about 100 oz but I use less if I need to, to make it fit in my pot)
3 T white vinegar
6 dashes Worchestershire sauce

Combine:
1/4 cup sugar
4T Chili powder
1 1/4 T salt
12 drops Tabasco sauce
1T Cumin
1 tsp Coriander
1tsp Cayenne pepper
1tsp Black pepper
1T Cinnamon
1T Allspice
10 Bay leaves
1 tsp red pepper (crushed)
4 oz unsweetened chocolate - (I usually use Ghirardelli Chile Pepper Chocolate, but if that's not available, I use semi-sweet dark)

Brown beef and chop finely (I put in my food processor and pulse on low for a bit to get it really fine without making a paste out of it!). Saute onions and garlic, place in LARGE pot. Add wet ingredients, combine dry ingredients and add. Simmer uncovered 5-6 hours, stirring frequently (I use a spatula to scrape bottom). Serve over spaghetti with onions/oyster crackers/cheese...whatever you like! ENJOY!!!

My coveted meatloaf recipe

I've been asked for years to share my meatloaf recipe.

For years, I've declined to share any part of it.

I'm finally going to share with you the basic recipe. I will tell you that this recipe will NOT taste exactly like mine, because I'm not including the secret twist that makes my meatloaf mine. But, this recipe is still VERY very good.

1½ lbs lean ground beef (leaner the better)
½ c ketchup
1/3 c tomato juice
½ tsp each salt and black pepper
¼ tsp red pepper flakes (or a couple dashes of cayenne pepper)
2 eggs, beaten
¾ c fresh bread crumbs (crushed croutons work best here)
¼ c finely diced onions
2 tsp yellow mustard

Topping:
¼ c ketchup
½ tsp yellow mustard
2 tsp brown sugar


1) In large bowl, combine ketchup, tomato juice, salt, peppers, eggs, bread crumbs, onions and mustard. Mix until thoroughly blended.

2) Add ground beef. I mix with my hands so I can make sure all the chunks of meat are broken down and mixed thoroughly.

3) Line a 9x5" loaf pan with foil and press in the meat mixture.

4) In a separate bowl, combine the topping ingredients, mixing well. Spread topping over meatloaf.

5) Bake at 400° for 35-45 mins or until done.

6) Drain off fat. Rest meatloaf for 5 minutes before serving.

**This recipe can also be made in the microwave and I've found works almost better than in the oven.

1) In large bowl, combine ketchup, tomato juice, salt, peppers, eggs, bread crumbs, onions and mustard. Mix until thoroughly blended.

2) Add ground beef. I mix with my hands so I can make sure all the chunks of meat are broken down and mixed thoroughly.


3) On a microwave safe dish, form meat mixture into a 9" ring. Cover with waxed paper.

4) Microwave at 30% power for 15 minutes. Pour off any juices.

5) Repeat step 3 twice more for a total of 45 minutes cook time.

6) Cover top of meatloaf with sauce and microwave uncovered at 100% power for 5 mins.

7) There shouldn't be much, if any, fat to drain off, but if there is, do that. Rest meatloaf for 5 minutes before serving.

My Mama's Pierogi

I've had several requests for this and since I made it not too long ago, I thought I'd post the recipe. I do it by memory, so you may need to play with the measurements, considering I haven't actually used the recipe in 15 years or more.

I won't lie, this recipe is the biggest pain in the ass to make, but it's SO worth it. I remember my mother enlisting the help of friends and family whenever she made them. Her motto was "If you wanna eat 'em, you help make 'em" and after having made a couple hundred of these on New Year's Day for my family, I can see why she bargained with us.

Filling
8-10 potatoes - peeled, cut & boiled
2 c - shredded mild cheddar cheese
½ c - butter
½ c - milk (I use evaporated milk, but you can use regular milk)

Combine all and mash together. Put in fridge to chill while making noodle dough.


Dough (adapted from Better Homes & Gardens Cookbook)
7 c all-purpose flour
1 c water
6 eggs
1½ tsp salt
1 T vegetable or olive oil

Stir together 6 c of flour in a large mixing bowl with the salt. Make a well in the center of the mixture. In a separate bowl combine the eggs, water and oil. Add to the flour mixture and mix well.
Sprinkle the kneading surface with the remaining flour. Knead dough until smooth and elastic (8-10 minutes total - hope you've done your bicep training at the gym!!). Cover and let rest for about 10 mins.
Divide dough into fourths. On a lightly floured surface, roll each fourth into a 12x12" square about 1/16" thick. Let stand 20 minutes, then using a wide rimmed glass or a biscuit cutter, cut dough into circles.
 (You may need to double this recipe. I can't remember if it's matched evenly for the amount of potatoes that are made.)

Use about 1T of potato filling for each pierogi and seal the dough shut into a half-moon shape. Make sure to pinch the air out of each pocket or they will burst during cooking. Let the pierogi dry 30-60 minutes.

Boil pierogi in batches in lightly salted water 5-7 minutes until all of it has been cooked. (At this point, you can freeze what you think you may not use to serve at a later date. Let them cool and dry completely before putting in freezer storage bags.) You can serve these hot pierogi with melted butter and sauteed onions.

In my family however, we decided generations ago that boiled dough filled with starchy, cheesy potatoes just wasn't enough calories, so we proceed at this point to lightly fry our pierogi in oil until golden brown. Then, of course, being the cholesterol junkies we are, we serve with butter, salt & pepper.

** To avoid having pierogi break open during cooking, purge all the air out of them before you seal them shut and make sure the dough is thick so it doesn't tear during construction of the pierogi.

Chicken Tortilla Soup

Usually I make my soups from scratch. This one? Not so much.

1 can cream of chicken soup
1 can Fiesta Nacho Cheese soup
1 can enchilada sauce
3 cooked chicken breasts, shredded (or two cans chunk chicken)
1 (soup) can milk
Tortilla chips

Mix it all together and bring to a low simmer (don't boil or the milk will curdle) until it's warm throughout. Serve with crushed tortilla chips on top.

**Variations**
Add:
     chopped bell peppers
     chopped onions
     can of Mexicorn
     can of black beans (drained)
     can of diced tomatoes
     dab of sour cream
     diced green onions

Taco Chicken

4-6 boneless skinless chicken breasts
1- 28oz can diced tomatoes (or two standard cans of Rotel)
1 pkg Taco seasoning

Put chicken breasts and taco seasoning in a zipper bag and shake to coat evenly. Put in bottom of crockpot and cover with tomatoes. Cook on low 4-6 hours or on high for 2-3 hours. I shredded my chicken separately, but it was fork tender.

Serve with torillas or over pasta. There is a lot of liquid in this, so if you serve on tortillas, you'll want to use a slotted spoon or you'll end up with soggy tortillas and saucy elbows.

Spaghetti Sauce

Two disclaimers:

1) I make enough tomato sauce to freeze. You may want to cut the recipe in half.

2) I hardly ever measure anything, so this is best guesstimate.

6 lbs Whole peeled tomatoes

3 15oz cans tomato paste

2 large onions, diced

1 T Minced garlic

½ T Ground oregano

½ T Leaf oregano

¼ tsp Cayenne pepper

¼ tsp Sage

½ tsp Seasoned salt

½ tsp Seasoned pepper

1 tsp Thyme

1 tsp Marjoram

1 T Sweet leaf basil

1 T Garlic salt

2 T Garlic powder

2 T Parsley

½ T Italian seasoning

½ tsp Paprika

¼ tsp Black pepper

¼ c Brown sugar

Dash Worcestershire sauce

Puree the tomatoes in a blender until smooth. Cook the tomatoes over medium high heat until foam begins to form on the top. Skim it off, otherwise your sauce can become bitter. Once the foam stops forming, add the tomato paste and stir it well. Bring it to a low boil over medium-high heat and turn the sauce down to medium-low. Add the onions, garlic and other spices at this time. Stir occasionally and let it simmer over low heat for 4-6 hours. You can add the meatballs to the sauce at any time.  

Some variations:

adding diced tomatoes for more texture

adding diced green peppers

adding chopped mushrooms

adding a cup of broth or drippings from the meatballs for additional beef flavor
adding two pounds of cooked Italian sausage or ground beef

Melly's Meatballs

Got this recipe from an authetic "Southsider." And if you're from Des Moines, you know that means they're as Italian as you can get without having actually been born in Italy. :)

(makes approx. 50 golf-ball sized meatballs)

1 lb ground beef (I use 80% lean)
1 lb Italian sausage (do NOT use regular pork sausage and don't skimp on quality)
1¾ c bread crumbs
1 c grated Parmesan cheese
3½ T Sweet basil leaves
2 T Ground oregano
2 tsp salt
2 tsp black pepper
1 T fresh minced garlic (I use the pre-minced stuff from the jar)
4 eggs

Mix together and form meatballs. I use a small ice cream scoop for consistency & speed. Cook in an electric skillet at 300° until brown on the outside, then put in spaghetti sauce and simmer for 6-8 hours. (You can also fry them in a regular skillet on med-high heat or bake at 375° for 25 mins, flipping once half-way through the cooking process.)

You can also freeze them, but make sure they're cooked thoroughly and cooled before you put them in freezer zipper bags.

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If you're like me and would rather make up a bunch at once and freeze them, here's the recipe for 300 meatballs:

6lb ground beef
6lbs Italian sausage
10½ c bread crumbs
6c parmesan cheese
1 1/3 c basil
¾ c oregano
¼ c salt
¼ c pepper
1/3 c minced garlic (roughly 2 full heads of garlic)
2 doz eggs

This is TWELVE pounds of just meat - not counting all the other ingredients, so you'll need to make sure you've got counter/table space to mix everything up NOT using a bowl. Literally, my entire island is full of meat when I'm mixing this stuff up.

Egg Salad

By request, my egg salad recipe

6 hard-boiled eggs, peeled
½- ¾ c Miracle Whip
2-4 tbsp sweet pickle relish
1 tsp yellow mustard

I usually throw it altogether in my Smart Chopper. You can vary the amounts of ingredients, but please, please, please, from the bottom of my heart, don't bastardize it by using real mayonnaise.

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain you nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas !

(Thank to my friend Tonia for forwarding this recipe to me! LOL)