Sunday, January 17, 2010

Spaghetti Sauce

Two disclaimers:
1) I make enough tomato sauce to freeze. You may want to cut the recipe in half.
2) I hardly ever measure anything, so this is best guesstimate.



6 lbs Whole peeled tomatoes
3 15oz cans tomato paste
2 large onions, diced
1 T Minced garlic
½ T Ground oregano
½ T Leaf oregano
¼ tsp Cayenne pepper
¼ tsp Sage
½ tsp Seasoned salt
½ tsp Seasoned pepper
1 tsp Thyme
1 tsp Marjoram
1 T Sweet leaf basil
1 T Garlic salt
2 T Garlic powder
2 T Parsley
½ T Italian seasoning
½ tsp Paprika
¼ tsp Black pepper
¼ c Brown sugar
Dash Worcestershire sauce

Puree the tomatoes in a blender until smooth. Cook the tomatoes over medium high heat until foam begins to form on the top. Skim it off, otherwise your sauce can become bitter. Once the foam stops forming, add the tomato paste and stir it well. Bring it to a low boil over medium-high heat and turn the sauce down to medium-low. Add the onions, garlic and other spices at this time. Stir occasionally and let it simmer over low heat for 4-6 hours. You can add the meatballs to the sauce at any time.  

Some variations:
adding diced tomatoes for more texture
adding diced green peppers
adding chopped mushrooms
adding a cup of broth or drippings from the meatballs for additional beef flavor
adding two pounds of cooked Italian sausage or ground beef


Saturday, January 16, 2010

Melly's Meatballs

Got this recipe from an authetic "Southsider." And if you're from Des Moines, you know that means they're as Italian as you can get without having actually been born in Italy. :)


(makes approx. 50 golf-ball sized meatballs)

1 lb ground beef (I use 80% lean)
1 lb Italian sausage (do NOT use regular pork sausage and don't skimp on quality)
1¾ c bread crumbs
1 c grated Parmesan cheese
3½ T Sweet basil leaves
2 T Ground oregano
2 tsp salt
2 tsp black pepper
1 T fresh minced garlic (I use the pre-minced stuff from the jar)
4 eggs

Mix together and form meatballs. I use a small ice cream scoop for consistency & speed. Cook in an electric skillet at 300° until brown on the outside, then put in spaghetti sauce and simmer for 6-8 hours. (You can also fry them in a regular skillet on med-high heat or bake at 375° for 25 mins, flipping once half-way through the cooking process.)

You can also freeze them, but make sure they're cooked thoroughly and cooled before you put them in freezer zipper bags.

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If you're like me and would rather make up a bunch at once and freeze them, here's the recipe for 300 meatballs:

6lb ground beef
6lbs Italian sausage
10½ c bread crumbs
6c parmesan cheese
1 1/3 c basil
¾ c oregano
¼ c salt
¼ c pepper
1/3 c minced garlic (roughly 2 full heads of garlic)
2 doz eggs

This is TWELVE pounds of just meat - not counting all the other ingredients, so you'll need to make sure you've got counter/table space to mix everything up NOT using a bowl. Literally, my entire island is full of meat when I'm mixing this stuff up.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Egg Salad

By request, my egg salad recipe

6 hard-boiled eggs, peeled
½- ¾ c Miracle Whip
2-4 tbsp sweet pickle relish
1 tsp yellow mustard

I usually throw it altogether in my Smart Chopper. You can vary the amounts of ingredients, but please, please, please, from the bottom of my heart, don't bastardize it by using real mayonnaise.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain you nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas !

(Thank to my friend Tonia for forwarding this recipe to me! LOL)