Hello readers!

Ramblings is my vent/rant/reminisce/joke/laugh/cry/here's-the-raw-me-take-it-or-leave-it blog.

This blog is 100% me. I'm raw, unadulterated and blatantly honest. I will probably offend you at some point. I will make some uneducated, ignorant comment or I'll use profane language or I'll share too much personal information. You can bank on this. I vent about my family and friends...and my neighbors...and my pets...and my friends' neighbors' pets. Ex-husbands (mine and otherwise). Kids. Retail stores. Websites. Celebrities. Stupid assholes who cut me off in traffic. I put myself out there and I make no apologies for who I am.

I never intend to hurt anyone's feelings, but I know that I sometimes do that. I have a cutting wit and sarcastic edge to me that some people just don't get. So if I do offend, please do one of two things: 1. Stop reading my stuff or 2. Talk to me about it. While I come across as an intimidating bitch most days, believe it or not, I do have a heart and I don't like it when people are upset with me.

I'm not for everybody, but if you give me a chance, I'll do my best to make you laugh - either at yourself for taking life too seriously or at me for not taking it seriously enough.

Much love,