Want an easy snack without a lot of mess? This is it.
1 c warm oil
1 T dill weed
1 T lemon pepper
1 pkg dry ranch dressing
2 bags oyster crackers
Mix the first four ingredients together until well-blended. Pour over crackers in a large bowl with a lid or paper grocery bag, then shake the living bejeezus out of it until all the crackers are covered. Let sit until all the oil has been absorbed by the crackers (or the bag). Eat by the handful until you can't move.